Som Homer Simpson siger:
1 (Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"
2 “Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.”
3 “Is it Bacon Day?”
4 “Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”
5 “Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!”
6 Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!
7 “[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now…[normal] Ooh, bacon!”
8 “Mmm … bacon”
9 “Mmm … unexplained bacon”
10 “When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.”
